
@HarlemWhateverr
“There is no way possible to describe how wrong of a place to take mushrooms, boston is.”
“I have a pitbull in a headlock right now because he tried to get fresh. Weird how dogs go from affectionate to rapey so fast.”
“starting to suspect that not getting laid is the new getting laid…”
“In a cab with the painting dude from ghostbusters!! Seriously dude can you go back to opening portals to hell. Cab driver aint your thang.”
“I’m thinking about using a pocket pussy as a change purse”
“Not to crack open a bottle of sour grape flavored haterade but damn LA learn how to hold your booze! Drunk dreaming”
“the only thing gayer than being into a band is being into a dj.”
“Smith westerns are at the grocery trying samples of gelato. Bad boy rep still intact.”
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“Will and grace was the trojan horse of the gay conspiracy to take over the world.”
“Whoops I got a little too stoned. highschool embarrassing exchange with pretty girls out front. I’m never gonna be cool. Bummer”
“drinking wine all day and when i looked in the mirror a voice inside me said “you look like interview with a vampire” thanks gay me”
“Which traveling pants girl do you most relate to? I’d like to be the tough blonde one but I’m probably more of the moody video girl.”
“I have taken like a million whore’s baths this week.”
“Looking around I am overwhelmed with the urge to not be in a band. This shit is corny as hell”
“Average age of kids at this show- 15. We will be the soundtrack of some “growin up shit”
“South by sou.. Damn this place smells like ax body spray”
“Just bought girl scout cookies from this little girl with kanye glasses. She made eating chips look super boring and cool.”
“i was pretty late on this thang but chatroulette was weak. one big dick and a bunch of bored college nerds. pass me the ham radio”
MP3: Harlem – Stripper Sunset